The New Hampshire Lottery Clowning On Daily Fantasy In Their New Commercial Is Hilarious

Hey, everyone knows I’m DraftKings til I die. That’s your only way to win money, obviously. The lottery? Ha, like anyone’s ever won that.

But still, I’d be lying if I said I didn’t laugh at this a few times. Way to kick a man when he’s down, New Hampshire. This is how you know daily fantasy has fallen on some tough times. Tons of states trying to kick them out, government regulations coming, and now the Granite State is dunking on your head and calling fantasy players (all of that is very wrong: daily fantasy should be illegal and the people who play it are the salt of the earth. Sign up at draftkings.com and use my promo code: ImKissingAssBecauseIdkIfIShouldBePostingThis). When the people who hang out in convenience stores all day playing scratchies are making fun of you, then you know you’re at rock bottom.